Population | 4.372 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Eagle |
The Confederacy of Absolute communism300 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.372 billion Absolute communism300ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism300ian economy, worth 598 trillion Yen a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,831 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, when their backs are against the walls Absolute communism300ians look out for gay men, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism300's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Absolute communism300 is ranked 266,446th in the world and 9,841st in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Absolute communism300 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality, Highest Poor Incomes, and Largest Black Market.
- : Absolute communism300 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism300, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism300, when their backs are against the walls Absolute communism300ians look out for gay men.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism300, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism300, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism300, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism300, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism300, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism300, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.